Ferris Bueller, you're my hero

No, wait. Amend that. Stephen Colbert, you're my hero. Seriously.

Shame on you, members of the press, who are far too timid to criticize a failing administration. I hope that while you watched the "roast" you each felt a modicum of shame that a comedian was doing a job that by all accounts should be yours. Or at least I hope that explains why you couldn't be bothered to laugh--you were far too afraid that you were going to lose your jobs to a comedian. And maybe you should.

And now for a moment of Zen.